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Adjective. Older than old school. Describing some experience, action, or word to which someone under sixty years-old would not likely have been exposed or no longer has relevence.
Fossil move dude - who let you out of your tar pit?. How fossil! Mondo fossil. Way fossil.
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Any temporary indent left on your skin.
You can get a fossil on your skin from any activity that entails pressure on your skin for a lengthy period of time. For example, when sitting with legs crossed with your hand behind you supporting your weight, after approximately 10 minutes, your palm of your hand will probably be fossilized.
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When someone has smoked too much weed and passes out for hours.
Man that bitch is fuckin' fossilized.
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"Bush always knew what he's doing."
"Oh man, that's the shittiest fossil I've ever heard!"
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a fossil is a disabled person, however even if they have tourette’s, tourette’s doesn’t have them!
person 1: “are u disabled?”
person 2: “yes i’m a fossil but even though i have tourette’s, tourette’s doesn’t have me!”
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Specimen left by the infamous "spooge-asaurus". Discovered by the unfortunate girl who hooked up with the spooge-asaurus. A crusty, white stain left on a bed sheet. Often a mortified girl will holler for a rooommate to confirm her worst suspicions, and immediately launder the soiled sheets.
"OMG Jeny is this what I think it is?"
(roommate proceeds to poke at the fossil with her toe)
"Yes, michelle, it is. Dave left a fossil. Damn spooge-asaurus"
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