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The belief and following that Morgan Freeman is and always will be god. He is actually God acting as a man acting as a person in a movie.
John: Hey I'm atheist, What are you Jamal?
Jamal: Man Fuck Dat, I believe in Freemanism, Err' body know he be god.
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The swagger of being free. Not worrying about other people.
He just dont care, he is so freeman
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A breed from the male species which is strongly convinced that being single was and is the best thing before sliced bread. Despite all attempts by family and friends to get them a girlfriend their stance remains firm.
Warning: Though they may seem to be too close to your crush do not give in...She's probably their cousin
Girl1: That guy over there looks like a catch
Girl2: Don't waste your time...volcanos grew cold waiting for him to date. Such a freeman
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The belief that Gordan Freeman from half- life is a god.
Quotes
"All hail the crowbar"
"May Gordon keep you safe from Head crabs"
"I believe in Freemanism. We freemanists believe that in the future Gordon Freeman will save the world from the combine"
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someone who never shows their cards in poker win or lose the hand
guy 1: are you gonna show us your cards
guy2: not a chance
guy 3: your such a god damn freeman
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never showing your cards in texas hold 'em or five card stud
Guy1: show us what you got?
Guy2: no way man
Guy1: Dont be such a damn Freeman
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A holy order dedicated to the worship of the Holy Voice of Morgan Freeman, and other such Holy Persons of specification.
Joe: May the blessings of the great Freeman be upon you!
Jim: Wow! I feel more epically amazing in every way than just before you uttered that phrase! It must be a gift from Morgan! I am going to convert to Freemanism!
Joe: That's five million, seven hundred and twelve!
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