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A man who is anticipating having sex later in the evening makes sure to bring a pair of chopsticks with him. In the event of a sexual encounter, he starts having sex doggy style, and when the woman starts to climax he takes out the chopsticks and reaches in to her removed pants and takes her wallet
"Milch spent so much money on this bitch at the bar that he frugal chinamened her at her house later that night. He wasn't paying for all those fucking tequila shots."
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A professional cheapskate. Freddy Frugal knows no bounds when it comes to saving money.
Quotes by this glorious man:
"Well gee, if you don't mind sending me half? Let me just do some quick math of what's half of 2.78." Freddy Frugal professional cheapskate
"Well, no I'm not gay but 5 dollars is 5 dollars." Freddy Frugal professional cheapskate
"You know if you complain about your food enough at a restaurant, they'll probably "comp" ya? I call it dining and whining" Freddy Frugal professional cheapskate
Ex. 1
P1: "Did you hear about that guy who only buys from low prices in fiver?
P2: "Yeah, he's such a Freddy Frugal"
Ex. 2
P1: "Sometimes, I follow that Freddy Frugal guy's advice, and it has helped me a lot financially"
P2: "You suck dick? That's gay."
To Frugal-MCdougall is to be irrationally and preposterously frugal. The word is a complete description of the one and only MC. If you buy items from Focal Price you are undoubtedly Frugally-MCdougallish.
Ex: Man who wouldn't give up 2$ to buy a helpless blind man a walking stick.
Man who is unwilling to chip in a measly 5$ for weekly poker night.
Adj. "Stop being so Frugally-MCdougallish, you're embarrassing me!"
Verb. "Let's get Frugal-MCdougalling, we're headed to the pawn shop."
Noun. "That guy is so cheap, what a Frugal-MCdougall!"
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forcefully live a simplest life due to economic strain, and it is also an ideal life mode where you can enjoy the pleasure
Due to high rent and car loan each month, spicyZinc lives and enjoys a frugal life
A hypothetical article of clothing to describe ones dedication to living on a lower budget for a certain period of time.
“I’ll need to put on my frugal boots for the next few months so I have enough spending money for our Summer vacation.”
A black puppet that looks half ostrich and half flamingo.
this is my puppet and no one else can have it, but it needed to be added the the dictionary.
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One that spends the pussy carefully
Bruh! I heard she got frugal pussy