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FuFu

The greatest soda flavor ever produced by mortal means, with 47 grams of pure cane sugar and a delicious berry flavor. It's produced by the Jones Soda Company and nearly impossible to find, but it's been spotted at Giant Foods and Albertsons. It is the best soda flavor that you will ever taste in your life.

Most historical scholars now agree that Jesus first turned water into FuFu berry soda, which later spoiled into wine after the pagan masses failed to bottle it correctly.

The ancient Greeks used to call the FuFu "nectar," the liquid counterpart to the Gods' ambrosia.

In the late Middle Ages, Dante was so infatuated with FuFu that he wrote a 3-part epic poem in his native Italian tongue dedicated to it. It started with him lost in the dark woods of lacking the Fufu, through Hell, Purgatory and finally Heaven where he meets the holy trinity - FuFu soda, the bottle and the cap. To avoid persecution by the Roman Catholic Church, he was forced to refer to the FuFu only through a religious allegory.

Friend: "Dude, I was just standing there in line with a FuFu when this idiot walks up and asked if I wanted to buy a coke."

Me: "Either he's blind, or he's the biggest douche canoe I've ever met."

by nphoton February 13, 2010

96πŸ‘ 110πŸ‘Ž


FuFu

Part of speach: noun

Definition: A fu-fu (fufu) is a smug, stuck-up progressive, usually a man with a feminine side. Many of them are from a wealthy class and can be found in high rent urban areas with a liberal lifestyle (ie San Francisco, New York).

Fufu can also be used to describe a man’s selection in clothes, drinks, cars, etc.

HaaaHaaaHaa, look at the fufu driving around in the teal "Smart" car.

by Bay Area Douchebag May 13, 2011

76πŸ‘ 97πŸ‘Ž


Fufu

Fufu - is a another name for "crap", "poo" or "shit".

It can also be used to get someones attention without saying their name.

Or you can just simply use in a 'name calling' way.

e.g:

1) I need a fufu, I've eaten too much!

2) What's up fufu?

3) Your such a fufu!

4) Thats such a fufu thing to do!

by homei April 12, 2010

42πŸ‘ 64πŸ‘Ž


fufu

fufu is an afican food eaten with a soup that consists of blended peppers, onions, and tomatoes with any meat of ur choice.
fufu and be a weapon when rolled into a ball u can throw it at someone and it could make someone blind.

if u touch my fufu, my hand go boom boom.

by anonommos 20050625 December 23, 2020


Fufu

Another Word for the female Vagina Common Slang

Lick my Fufu

by jaredc40 October 26, 2008

41πŸ‘ 58πŸ‘Ž


Fufu

A good guy who is always there for his friends. Deriving from the Arabic word Fuaad meaning heart and used as a nickname. Also a used as a stripper in the hit game GTA V... Don't think she's Arabic tho.

Me: where is Fufu (Fuaad)
Megan: who's that
Me: a good boss
Megan:ok
Me: wish he was here.
Yusie: where can I find heroin?

by Nik ger hater April 26, 2019

10πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Fufu

A group of girls, they are stylish, fun and everyone wants to hang with them. These girls are no one to mess around with, they are sweet but when you mess with a fellow fufu, the fufus will attack. You don’t want to be on their bad side. These girls know how to have fun but are also compassionate, kind hearted, loyal and over all just an amazing friend to have. They will be friends forever.

Omg the fufus are at my party!? This is going to be so much fun!!

by MackenzieNOyes May 13, 2020

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