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v. fornification with a lizard
n. shitass commercials
Killer: give me your money. even if you don't i'm still gonna kill you
I just saved a piss load of money on car insurance by not going to geico
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a drink made of Southern Comfort and RockStare energy drink
Hot Bar Tender: What can I get you?
Bar Patron: Yes, can I have a Geico
Hot Bar Tender: Wow, your cool!
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The insurance company responsible for making those unfunny advertisements.
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a girl whos so easy a caveman can do it
im glad i went wit stacy last night shes a geico hoe it was so easy a cave man could do it
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When a hot hooker gives you a 15% discount only to later find out later that she has a nut sack.
That bitch seemed like a good deal until she pulled the Lady Geico on me.
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The absolute chad that is the Geico Gecko. He is one of the ten strongest beings in existence, however, he hides his true form and stars in car insurance commercials. If, however, you do not pay your car insurance, the Gecko will begin hunting you down, where he will then, take your soul and rape you.
Person 1: "Oh no bro did you pay your car insurance" Person 2: "No" Person 1: "Well now the Geico Gecko will come and take your soul and rape you"