GTL

Guns Trucks Liquor

GTL....The Southern Redneck version of the infamous "Gym Tan Laundry" creed used by the characters on Jersey Shore.

Practiced extensively by generations of white Americans living predominantly in the rural southern bible belt regions.

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gym, tan, laundered. Refers to The Situation on Jersey Shore.

The Sitch is going to jail, his GTL got outta hand.

GTL

Typically known as the acronym for gym, tan, laundry now has a new meaning, Guido Tan Lotion, which is what you apply to the skin before the tanning process of a GTL to obtain that orange, extra crispy, guido doosh look you've been striving for.

Dude your tan looks amazing

Cause I GTL'd before I GTL'd

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?

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GTL

Gym Time Legoo (lets go)

For those who don't tan or do laundry, just gym(:

Self explanatory..GTL

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Gravy-Turkey-Lethargy. Induced on Thanksgiving. Not to be confused with the popular gym-tan-laundry.

Let's meet at the grill tonight, they're having a 10c specials on wings. I'm going to max capacity, trying to work out my esophogus in prep for next Thursday's GTL.

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Gym, Tan, Lunch

as coined by Betty White on her show "Off Their Rockers"

Because Betty White doesn't do her own laundry.

Betty White says the secret to a long life is GTL. Lunch is now the most important meal of the day. Because Betty White says so.

WWBWD?

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gone to leamington
when a person(s) disappears for a while and makes no effort to contact friends, so they have no idea where said person is.

i reckon joe has GTL.

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