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When Mercury is in Retrograde and you gotta tell your friend you can’t go out.
Friend: hey wanna go grab some drinks?
Me: I can’t sorry - Mercury is in Gatorade I can’t leave the crib.
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What gators drink.. Idiot. Why did you even bother looking this up
A thirsty gator grabs a bottle of Gatorade and replenishes his electrolytes with a sweet taste of berry. Mmmm.
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Actually invented by an FSU team doctor, Dr. R.A. Johnson, for the football team in 1962 he called Seminole Firewater.
FSU Alumni: "Hey did you hear that FSU made the first drink similar to Gatorade called Seminole Firewater"?
UF Alumni: "Yea, I heard about that. UF just patented the drink but we have to thank FSU for creating it first".
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a liquid that can, when contained within an aluminum can and smashed against a level surface with signifigant force, create a substantial spray radius of about three lunchroom tables.
Damn, did you see Coffee smash that gatorade can today at lunch? It really pissed off Mr. Nichols...Coffee's in deep shit now.
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A disgusting drink that everyone likes and which you need to recover from hangovers.
I didn't know where I was when I woke up, but I knew I needed a Gatorade
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when you see a hot girl who can quench your thirst for booty
Damn there is a lot of gatorade around here
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When the object of a game is to put something in a net (ball, puck, etc.), going "Gatorade" is to place the object in the net at a point where it will hit the goalkeeper / goaltender's Gatorade bottle and knock it off the top of the net.
Hey, Roysie - did you see Marleau's sick-naasty shot last night? He pulled a leg fake and went backhand Gatorade on Luongo!
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