Ged

Ged is a word that is also a synonym to bad, or the opposite of geeg

Ugh, Jennifer, you're so ged.
Today was such a ged day!

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GED

A diploma for people who cant stand the fucking liberal bullshit taught in public schools.
Equivelant to a highschool diploma.

Me: Hey dude I got my GED!

Loser: Fuck you! I'm still a sophmore and I have no life or money because I waste all of my time studying for bullshit tests and kissing my liberal teachers sweaty balls.

Me: That sucks. You should get a GED and a job and go to UGA like me. Otherwise your breath will smell like liberal cum for another 2 years.

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Ged

Ged was an amazingly powerful Archmage created by "Lotus-Position Tom" back in the D&D Days. Ged supposedly operated a flying castle powered with the energy of a harnessed black hole. Although he seemed invincible to everything, his only weakness was something like "he can only be killed by a needle coated with the drool of a ghost during the Full Moon and in the shadow of an ancient oak tree"

Facts:
1. He was the son of Asmodeus
2. He would always fly around in the Lotus Position
3. For a time, he served Nemesis Tor'turre, always following him 6 feet behind and 3 feet off the ground
4. Wielded a staff that could launch a Fire Fan from one end, and a Heat Beam from the other, for 6d6 damage each
5. Had 312 HP at last count
6. Seemed to always be casting a 9HD Fireball at someone or something
7. Claimed to be the "Master of Dragons" (Tiamat scoffed at this claim)
8. Was turned into a figurine by Demogorgon for betraying Nemesis Tor'turre and Zontar
9. Was summoned via said figurine and subsequently slain by Nemesis Tor'turre, Zontar, Justin DaDoom, Jarga Sin, Telyx, and possibly one or two other foes
10. Was considered to be an untrustworthy asshole by most of his fellow party members

Ged was babbling on as usual "I am casting a 9 Hit Die Fireball from my staff, which is lying across my lap, as I levitate in the Lotus Position exactly 6 feet behind and 3 feet off the ground in relation to my master, which is where all good mages should be" or some shit like that.

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Ged

God himself, a man that cannot be looked upon with mortal eyes.

Legend has it Ged bicep curled a mountain

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GED

1. Stands for Gettin Every Dollar. You know how women act

2. When a woman uses a man for exclusively money.

3. See gold digging hoochies

"She gettin her GED, Gettin Every Dollar degree" - Redman

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Ged dear

Ged dear Duncan

Ged dear Duncan you've been hogging that joint fit half an hoor

Ged Had

Reserved personality, but has mad swag. Doesn't get the ladies, but chill with the bros.

Yo that kid is a Ged Had.

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