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1. A female identifying human generally from Italian or partially Italian descent.
2.They are innocent looking on the outside but totally twisted on the inside.
3.Batshit bonkers/best sex you will ever (EVER) have. Like ever. Ever, ever.
4. Has a very unique sex appeal that many people describe as creepy and insanely hot at the same time. It's now a commonly held belief that it's this particularly rare and powerful type of sex appeal which we can attribute the birth of the "fear boner" to.
5. Someone you keep a dirty secret and share your dirtiest secrets with.
Bob: Where are you, man? You're late for practice!
Billy: I know I know I'm trying I'm sorry!
Bob: oh don't tell me...you're with that Giuliana aren't you?!
Billy: Bob I'm obsessed with her! All I do anymore is think about how to have more sex with her behind everyone's back! I think I need to go to Sexaholics Anonymous.
Bob: Screw that you need to get your ass to practice before coach puts Andy's little brother on the mound. If that happens Ill kick you in the dick! That'll solve your addiction problem!
Billy: promise?
Bob: SWEAR!
Billy: you're a real pal you know that?
LITERALLY THE BEST PERSON ON THE WHOLE PLANET. Make fun of her and I’ll come and get you. She’s extremely beautiful, and so sosososo kind and generous. She’ll literally hang out with old people all day just to make them happy even if she’d rather be somewhere else. She seems really perfect and put together, but call her something (ex. a pick-me girl or a fag) and she won’t take it well. DONT get on her bad side. She’s kinda perfect, but she’s that kind of person you never ever ever want to hurt.
M: Dang, look at her! Is that Giuliana?
J: I know… dude, she’s so hot.
E: Guys, treat her right. Don’t be cruel, because trust me. She’s the girl of your dreams!
M: I know, I hear she aims high. Hopefully I’m on her level lmao.
J: Yeah she’s just so great. And she’s the kindest person ever.
M: Dude, that’s like, my dream girl.
She/Her
A Giuliana is that one girl who will stand up for you, hold you in her arms and will always, truly listen to what you got to say. She is an amazing and absolutely strong woman. I never thought I could say that I have a favorite person, but she is mine cause to have a Giules in your life will give you a reason to keep fighting.
Giulianas are talented and carry secrets and surprises that you could never think of. So if you found one like I did, never ever let it go again cause mine, saved my life and I will do anything to keep her. I know that I don’t have to give a lot because Giules always gives and hardly ever takes but still I would do everything because
Giuliana, you mean everything to me.
Person1: Giules is the one who’s able to calm me down and make me smile.
Person2: I see it must be a Giuliana, that one girl who will have to drive around a lot when she gets her drivers license.
when the closet has to tell giuliana (anus) the answers to her homework
they also have to help her when she has any questions
“colin what are constintines major life achievements?”
“i’m not telling you 😹”
“actually it’s tell giuliana the answers september so you have to 🤣🤣🤣”
Giuliana Gregorio is a sweet Italian girl. She has a very funny laugh and personality and a great humor + style. She also has a smartass bestie name sia🤪 Sias just rlly smart so i wrote that. Giuliana is also a very dry texter, dryer than my mommas coochie when she was making me, also dryer than a desert. And she’s never serious but honestly we stan giuliana.
shes the weirdest funniest best friend ever 😟🥺🚨🛐💗💜⁉️ insane singing voice, crime partner 4LIFERZ
is that giuliana gold? ong i heard shes dating whyatt 😫🏋️ ♀️