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when a man lays on his back with his feet propped up on a stool or couch producing a favorable angle of about 45 degrees at the waist, and a woman stands with her feet shoulder width apart just behind his head and arches over in the shape of a bridge giving him a blowjob while urinating all over his face
Rob: "What the hell is all over your clothes dude? Did Mary give you a golden gate bridge?"
Chet: "I don't know what you're talking about."
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When you lie on your back between the chair and the ottoman and your lover straddles you and pees on you while reading the newspaper
When I got home last night, my wife gave me a golden gate bridge
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Same as an Eiffel Tower, except somehow there is piss involved from one or all of the participants.
While Dick and Johnson were banging Gina, they high-fived each other and Gina took a piss, thus creating The Golden Gate Bridge.
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A man trying to have sex with an R.N.
Having sex with an R.N. is like, well, you might as well be the Golden Gate Bridge. It wont make it, that is, a hot dog down the Golden gate Bridge.
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When you lie on your back between the chair and the ottoman and your lover straddles you and pees on you while reading the sunday new york times newspaper
I look forward to sundays when my baby delivers the golden gate bridge and a bagel with lox and cream cheese
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A sex act involving two females and two males. The males stand apart, facing each other, whilst each female bends over, also facing each other. The females hold hands, as do the males. This creates the shape of an arched suspension bridge, such as the Golden Gate!
Dude, Brad and I brought those two sluts back to the frat house and did a Golden Gate Bridge with them!
A thin layer of non-hygienic eczema, (worn biker leather-skin located on the Fumundercarriage of a 19th century immortal House Madame Speaker. While standing on the head is easily Located between a 155 Howitzer artillery Shell, converted IED’d blown gripper free rusty dusty, and a shoe stretcher Sasquatch haired rot vagina marinated in a 5 day old fermenting muddy Diaper, infused Dingle Berries, Muddy Waters, cotton Balls and FUMUNDA cheese. Only located in San Francisco with a Hazardous waste warnings the shirt right by the belly button. It’s where the nipple is. WOKE CULTS USE WITH CAUTION. A MASK WON’T WORK Blue Hair Dye collected from overflowed Super Bowl Port a Potty’s work well and Pouring the infected areas(the whole body) with Mad Dog 20/20 Purple Passion does work. See a woke Democrat for experienced info on this matter since all comments have the only one right answer.
Are you about close to the GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE, I Smell rotten seafood. Man, I THINK SKANKY SQUANKY Pelosi’s visiting from her home town of DC