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News goofus

Somebody who puts the same video (or part of the same video) on the news and makes the story about something else, all to try and trick the minds of the viewers who might think they're jedi.

The dumbass will buy this story the news goofus just put on the news, he will believe anything anybody tells him, he's got no common sense.

by Solid Mantis August 12, 2019

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Goofus

If Goofus and Gallant are night and day, Goofus is the silly part of it.

Goofus became a goofus due to a lack of corporal (to/of the body via Latin loan words) punishment as a kid, and thought that everyone else became (got to become) a goofus as a kid too.

by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021


Goofus

The silly half of day and night.

Goofus became wicked due to lack of corporal (of/to the body via Latin loan words) punishment as a kid. Goofus thought that it was okay for him/her to hit others, but that it was a crime for anyone to hit him/her because of Goofus's upbringing, though Goofus would always claim that he/she was hitting back or that it was self-defense no matter what if he/she knew that the right authority figures were watching or listening.

by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021


Goofus

Noun, a cute name for the love of my life. Also, can be used as shorthand for “I love you”.

A: You stuck it in my butt and it tickled.
Me: Adam, you fucking goofus.

by Woop_woop_ItsDrZ January 30, 2022


goofus

Someone is goofy and a dufus

Joel is a freaking goofus

by lilythegreat September 27, 2022


Goofus

The kind of boy who does something like steal a bike they're not gonna put back and puts it on tv.

The boy wanted to make his own reality show or something like punk'd, but his version was fucking with local folks. The goofus was trying to make people famous.

by Solid Mantis August 13, 2019


Goofus

Like a goof, but goofier

The individual was acting like a Goofus in front of his peers

by MarkXS February 8, 2023