Goosed

adj. 1. a feeling of overwhelmedness
2. a feeling of frusteration
3. a feeling of joy
4. all emotions easily substituted by the word
5. the new "owned"

1. I'm SOoOoOoO GOOSED!
2. GAH! I didn't study for this test! I'm SO goosed!
3. Yay! I passed my test! I'm SO goosed about this!
4. Why're YOU so goosed?
5. oo, goosed!!

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Goose Goose Goose

The act of rubbing a goose feather on someone's taint.

Guy 1: Yo I gave your mom a Goose Goose Goose last night.

Guy 2: Good she could use the attention.

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Goose Goose!

A humiliating act, usually done by your closest friend; when one is "given the goose" so to speak, one never truly recovers.

The act itself is simple: Sneak up behind an unsuspecting victim (preferably a friend, as being knocked unconscious is likely to occur otherwise), and as quickly as you can, with all of your fingers on your hand extended out together, poke them into your friend's buttcrack and run away.

A proper "Goose Goose!" is always followed by you vociferating "Goose Goose!" a split second prior to you fleeing the scene.

Luke gave Adam a Goose Goose! Luke will be severely missed.

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goose goose

A 9 milimeter handgun used for blastin yo enemeez.

I blasted that nigga wit my spankin goose goose.

Shea's got a goose goose!!!!

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Goose

honk honk honk honk honk

the goose goes honk

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goose

A highly territorial bird, a nuisance around parks, if you get too close they will hiss and chase you away.

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Goose Goose

An overweight white girl with really bad style

Ha, lookit that Goose Goose with the nasty-ass Punky Brewster haircut!

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