Goozle

A country colloquium that refers to the little punchin bag thingie that hangs in the back of a persons’s throat. People use this term because they do not actually know it is called a uvula.

*Judy is eating and suddenly starts coughing and partially choking.*
Sue Bob: Judy, honey, ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

Judy: Yes, DAMN! That shit got stuck in my goozle!

Goozling

Guzzling + Googling = Goozling
When you get the sudden urge for food, or a case of serious munchies...but lunch time is so far away. You start googling images of your most momentous cravings just to get you by.

Ben: Hey dude, whats up with the chocolate & mac 'n cheese images?
Llance: Can't help it dude, lunch time is 2hours away, just goozling to survive

Goozling

When you get the sudden urge for food, or a case of serious munchies...but lunch time is so far away. You start googling images of your most momentous cravings just to get you by.

Ben: Hey dude, whats up with the chocolate & mac 'n cheese images?
Llance: Can't help it dude, lunch time is 2hours away, just goozling to survive

goozled

When your playing chess and you have made such a bad move that whatever move your opponent makes is fantastic by comparison

“Man, you’re really about to get goozled.”

Goozle Gozzle

Adams Apple - that thing in a mans throat

I always thought Pat was a woman until I looked at her goozle gozzle