Gordo

A person, usually a male who showers himself in an ecstacy of technology. The person needs the latest technology and would sacrifice a first-born child to obtain first generations of any new devices. Money, relationships and basic human needs do not come between Gordo and technology.

"Hank is being such a Gordo going to Wal-Mart to wait in line in the rain overnight for that new gaming system."

"I told my girlfriend we wouldn't be able to afford cabo because I was buying us both new phones. Her response? 'I can't believe I'm dating a Gordo.'"

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Gordo

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He pulled a Gordo, and brought the far east movement home.

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Gordoed

When u lose a girl of interest to a teacher

Yo Katie Lehman is now dating a teacher! Yeah my friend liked her, he got gordoed

gordo

Spanish word used to describe a loved one. Although it also means fat in Spanish, if you called a loved one gordo, then it is an affectionate term.

Te quiero muchisimo, gordo.

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gordo

Mentally and physically, "not all there," to some degree or other.

Staring into space, tripping on sidewalk cracks, etc are ways to be gordo.

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gordo

1. Spanish word for fat.

2. Spanish slang for the Jackpot.

2. ¡Pégale al gordo! - Hit the jackpot,

- Used in lottery advertisements.

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gordo

An moronic political leader in the Best Place on Earth, British Columbia.

Is a useless jerk who has done nothing for the people.

Is considered an insult to be called "gordo"

gordo is a jerk who does nothing for the people.

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