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Kid: I will be an army and destroaey India
Teacher: GRAAPE
Grape = great
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To grape; graped; will grape;
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Used in conversation in reference to ejaculation, specifically in pants caused without heavy petting, foreplay, or touching. It is usually used to explain the level of hottness of females or the awesomeness of art, talent, sports, or related social topics.
Coined by David Fall and Harrison Bergeron with influence of the "Jizz in my Pants" Saturday Night Live skit; Aired: December 6, 2008 NBC
1. Harrison: Dude, David, Allie got her belly button pierced.
David: Oh man, just imagining that made me grape.
Harrison: Yeah, she is so hot.
2. David: Let's watch 300.
Harrison: That movie's level of intensity makes me grape.
David: My tendencies mirror yours because that movie excites me as well.
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Grape - Used as two definitions.
Fruit - Grape can be used in word as a fruit.
Grape - Grape is short for 'Great Rape'. The original definition was, 'Rape! No, it rhymes with grape!' has evolved into Great Rape.
Fruit - We bought some grapes at the store today!
Grapes are one of my favorite fruits!
Grape - Let me GRAPE you!
That was a GRAPE!
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Similar to Facebook Rape (or Frape). "Grape" refers to the less common Google+ Rape. This is when someone leaves Google+ logged in on their computer or phone and a "friend" then tries to destroy the users life by swearing at loved ones, ending relationships and generally writing disgusting yet hilarious posts.
The lower occurrence of Grape is because no one really uses Google+ yet. This means Google+ users are more likely to leave themselves logged in, leaving themselves as a prime target for Graping. Next time you are on a friends computer... check they aren't a user of Google+, otherwise you have missed an opportunity and may later be described as having "shit bant".
I have been banned from using computers for 16 years because my friend Graped me pretty good!
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How retarded is the entire internet
They actually need to look up Grape
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Grope+Rape=Grape The act of groping and raping someone. The act of attacking, laying on the floor, and reaching down the shirt of a girl in persuit of an Uno card. The total disregard of a female's rights while reaching down a girl's shirt for an Uno card.
Cindy and I graped Stefanie after school today when she hid the red 3 Uno card down her shirt. Eventually we got it, but the corner was bent."
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