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This is where a bloke has sex with a woman who is, quite literally old enough to be his granny. There is no love or even liking involved, it is usually done or a bet, to score points off someone, or for some other reason. If the woman is wealthy or a celebrity, he is known as a toy boy and she is known as a cougar. If a woman indulges in a graveyard fuck, it’s invariably with a man who is rich and powerful and she expects marriage to result. In both these cases it’s usually just for the money so I suppose really they’re just whores and it’s not really a graveyard fuck.
Look at that old bat, she’s all over Danny like a rash!
That’s what happens when you get pissed and have a graveyard fuck.
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What Sookie Stackhouse and Bill Compton did in episode 1x08 of HBO's True Blood ("The Fourth Man in the Fire"). Total hotness.
"Did you see Bill come up out of the ground completely naked and have hot graveyard sex with Sookie?"
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A chair or couch so big and fluffy that people feel compelled to bury entire populations of farts in it, on the premise that the farts will stay put if left undisturbed. This assumption is generally true until the farter gets up or until someone else sits down.
Dude #1, sitting down:
Oh! G-d! I'm trying to relax, but right now it smells like I'm giving a homeless guy a rim job!
Dude #2:
That's our couch, man. And don't move too fast getting up, it's a fart graveyard.
A drink made when you take some of each of the sodas in a soda bar, filling up your cup with a mosh pit of soda.
"How many sodas are in that graveyard mix?"
"About eleven."
"Yum!"
Where ideas and politicians' careers go to die.
(1) A job from which political advancement is very unlikely.
(2) A committee or agency which receives ideas or proposals, but does not release them.
(3) A list of politicians whose careers have been ended by some specific pundit or reporter or political boss or pressure group.
Being on city council only makes you lots of enemies, so you can't get elected to any higher office; it's a political graveyard.
Senator Smith's committee is the political graveyard for weed control legislation.
If you criticize Rush Limbaugh, he's going to put you in his political graveyard.
A game played with a group of people either outside at night or in a large, dark room. The goal of the game is to find the "ghost" and avoid getting tagged. Before the game begins, a "base" or safe zone is agreed upon. One person is chosen to be the "ghost" and hides while the others cover their eyes and count out loud to a specific number, usually to 45 or 50. After everyone is done counting, they go and try to find the ghost. If someone sees the ghost, they yell "ghost in the graveyard", and then everyone tries to run back to the base without getting tagged by the ghost. If nobody sees the ghost, then the ghost has two options. He/she can continue hiding, and then if someone gets close they can jump out to tag and scare that person. Or, the ghost can move around stealthily to try and confuse everyone. If someone is tagged, then they become the ghost for the next round. If nobody gets tagged, then the ghost hides again.
"A warm, dark, and slightly windy night. Perfect weather for Ghost In The Graveyard!"
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The worst shift to work; one must work through the night while tired and bored as fuck.
John: You comin' to the party tomorrow night?
Mike: Nah, I got the graveyard shift.
John: Ouch, sorry man.
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