Clark Griswold-ing it

When someone has the parks far back in a parking lot, even when there are plenty of spaces available closer; When one fails to realize that the person whom they are trying to yell for is right behind them; overabundance of christmas lights.

Dude! Why are you Clark Griswold-ing it?!?!?!?! There are plenty of spaces closer to the door!!

Well... Looks like the Smith's Clark Griswold-ed their house for Christmas again!!

danny griswold

a young man with a jewfro even though he's not jewish. funny huh. hes a man with talent, and other shit i cant think of right now.... HES FUNNY AND AGODDAMNDORABLE!!! w3rd

danny griswold is the bee's knee's

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Griswold High School

The people at griswold high are 1 of

1. snakes

2. fake asf

3. a hoe

4. a snitch
5. nic fiend

6.stoner

7. just flat out weird

“I am a virgin what do you mean” is what someone from Griswold High School said but we all know they are wrong.

Rusty Griswold

When your girl is on her period and she tells you to take the backdoor but you slip it in the front to use the blood as lube before sticking it in the back, and when you pull out, your Griswold is all Rusty lookin' from blood and shit.

"Yo, I heard you through the wall last night. She sounds like a good ride."

- "Yeah man, we were throwing down all crazy and she said I'm bleeding so take it on the back. I didn't even think before I got a Rusty Griswold"

Pulling a Griswold

The act of taking something that is going smoothly and according to plan, then intentionally sabotaging it for no other reason than to add chaos.

"I couldn't stop Kyle from pulling a Griswold at my Eagle Scout project last night"
"Oh no. What happened?"
"He spiked the ensure at the nursing home."
"That monster. And everything was going so smoothly."

Griswold, CT

A town that you’ve probably never heard of with the biggest pussies in CT. If you’re from CT and someone tells you they’re from Griswold, Run far far away. There’s a reason no one’s heard of Griswold.

Person 1: You ever been to Griswold, CT?
Person 2: Where?

Griswolded

(verb)When an employer takes away a benefit without notice - especially, when done right before the holidays

"Avid Corp just reduced their contribution to my 401K and I won't be able to buy presents for the kids- I've been Griswolded!..."