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oscar the grouch is old grumpy fuck head but hes really hot and smells like he came from the perfume guys house on tiktok and he has a big throbbing dick
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the act of pouring a can of garbage on someone whilst receiving a Blow job
My girl let me green grouch her last night with a huge can of garbage.
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v. To hide in a trashcan, wait for a female to walk by, pop out and pull her in with you, and have intercourse amongst the refuse. Prior acquaintance is not required.
n. One who partakes in the above act
(1) "This dumpster is disgusting!" James said. "I sure would love to pull an Oscar the Grouch in here."
(2) "Judging from the number of used condoms, I would guess a serial Oscar the Grouch lives in here."
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Person who sits on the couch all day watching TV and barking orders at any who come within hearing distance. Also complains loudly about their lot in life even though they don't have anything to do other than sit around and watch TV.
He/She was such a grouch potato last time I visited! I don't think I will go there anymore!
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Dedicated to any individual who is old enough to stop counting birthdays, but still pissed off enough to lash out at well wishers.
Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to...
Hey, why don't you stick that birthday shit up yer ass...
Well, ok then. Mr birthday grouch...
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The poorest motherfucker on Sesame Street and ain't nobody helpin' him.
Man: Oscar you are so mean.
Kid: Yeah Oscar you're a grouch
Oscar: I LIVE IN A FUCKIN' TRASH CAN BITCH
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Weed that is so stanky, it not only looks like a chunk of Oscar the Grouch's fur, but also emits a stench similar to his.
Steve: Hey man, I am having a really shitty day, do you know of anything that will brighten it up?
Joe: Well actually,my guy Norris just got a fat sac of straight Grouch Fur! let me give him a call for you.
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