Gunch

Noun. A person who is a grouchy, bitch, cunt.

Anna: "Alice is so mean to us. She's a dirty gunch!"

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Gunch

A slang term for ejaculatory fluids, particularly sperm.

"What are you having for lunch?"
"Did you just say gunch?"
"Dude, gross."

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Gunch

To strike, or be stuck in the testicals.

When Timmy piched the baseball at Fred, Fred swung too high and was gunched.

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Gunch

The worst of the worst. The lowest of the low. Absolute scum. Can be replaced with the phrase "Gunch Muncher".

"You're literal gunch, man."
"Shut up, you gunch muncher."

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Gunch

A penis that is incredibly long, yet very very thin.

Wow, that lad has a proper gunch on him.

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Gunch

Collective noun- group of lesbians

The gunch were having so much fun!

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Gunch

aka Guy Lunch; When the guys in the office get together for lunch. Typically at a Sports Bar or Hooters or pretty much anywhere that serves beer and wings.

Clay: Hey, what are you doing for lunch?
Dannon: No plans...gunch?
Clay: Gunch!
Dannon: Let's do it!

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