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Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was red

Someone who's name would be better if it was emma.

example #1

person #1 Hey whats your name

person #2 Kendall

person#1 Too bad if your name was Emma I would be friends with you

expanple #2

person #1 Hey your cute I would date you blonde head dropdead gurl.

person #2 thanks you hot monster. my name is Kendall.

person #1 Oh...... This is awkward. I would only date you if your name was Emma Bye

Person #2 :(

example #3

person #1 My name is ......

person #1 "Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was red"

person #2 You would look much better with red hair and would be hotter if your name was Emma

person #1 :(

by Emmaisabetternamethankendall May 16, 2013

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I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

by ManHandle669969 April 17, 2017

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who has?

“who has?” is short for “who has marijuana?” and is often used on snapchat or instagram stories of those seeking a dealer.

can also be used with a few choice words describing the availability of the user, such as deliver, pickup, meetup etc

see who needs? for the seller alternative

Man, on his snapchat story: “who has? and can deliver?”

Dealer, responding to his story; “ya bro i got $10 woods and $5 delivery, what’s ur addy?”

by r2wavvy July 20, 2019


kick someone who has hair gel day

december

december is kick someone who has hair gel day

by Waffle Muffin Pufferfish November 21, 2019


who ha hangover

The sore feeling in a women's vagina after a serious pipe laying. Like how muscles feel after an intense work out.

I think my organs got moved around last night during sex. I'm suffering from a who ha hangover.

by Dingle5884 July 4, 2021


Who has a fatter ass?

Daniel in fact has a gradually fatter ass than Natalie.

Natalie:Who has a fatter ass? It’s definitely me
Daniel:Nope, look at the facts.

by afromandan December 27, 2022


Who has introudced the Australian Style Fast food to the World ?

A chef named Asm Mohiuddin (Simon) has created a new style of fast food with a different dynamic which is now knowns as "Australian Style Fast Food"
by using some rare Australian herbs and combining over 120 different counries spices and brought a flavour that is unique in the World.

After 233 years now Millions of Australians have something to be proud of. Now Aussies dont need to scratch their head when someone ask "what is Australian Style Fast food ?!"

now the Answer is - "Simon says Burger is the Forefather of Australian Styel Fast food.

Who has introudced the Australian Style Fast food to the World ?
- Chef simon from perth , western australia , owner of the fast food brand - Simon says Burger.

by #Simonsaysburger January 22, 2022