The act of getting a hand job for free
Wow these Asian hookers give the best free hand jobs, good thing they're locked up in Austins basement
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This is an old Irish saying that means the person is a lazy wanker. Generally this is used as a term of affection about friends. Can also be used to tell people that you or others are unemployed
Whats your mate Sean do for work?
Him, He's a Free Hand Tool Grinder
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When an uncircumcised dude pulls his foreskin back using nothing but the force.
"The hands-free pullback is my signature"
Me: *goes to Elkay EZH2O Wall Mounted Drinking Fountain and Hands Free Bottle Filling Station*
You: *is uncool*
The act of butt fucking somebody whilst standing up
“Yo did you hear Brad gave Mary a hands free prostate exam, that pretty freaky”