Someone also referred to as "Ling Ching" or "Hans". A person incredibly incompetent and capable of idiocy far beyond human comprehension.
Hannes-Moment
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Anybody with this name is an absolute beast that excels in anything that they do. There might also be a small chance that their mothers maiden name is solodovnikov. Aka solo. Aka Hann Solo.
Damn, Hann is looking goooooood.
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Hannes (verb) meaning:
1. Anal leakage.
2. A huge bowel movement stuck in your unus.
3. When laughing with diarrhea and you accidentally shit yourself.
4. Uncontrollably farting or having an urgency to have a shit when shocked, stressed or caught cheating.
Hannes a name for a male usually derived from Johannes. Usually a homosexual blue/green eyed sweaty bald guy.
The name of a guy with big hips and nipples like a women. The personification of player. A hannes is most likely always cheating, lying or hiding something.
A pathetic shit stain on the underwear of society. A psychopath, molester and sex addict that loves porn.
Guy1: Do you smell that? What is it.. Is that... Dude did you just hannes!??
Guy2: I'm sorry, but my girlfriend just texted me that she knows you and me got it on last night.
Dude1: Last night I caught Hannes boinking his own cousin
Dude2: That is so sick dude!
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Hann is the term given to a sad depressed and dumb bitch
Person #1: Letβs go out!
Person #2: I donβt wanna
Person #1: Ugh, youβre such a Hann
The name of an asshole, he thinks he is better than everyone else even though he aren't.
Fucking shit hannes! Why are you such an asshole!?
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