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It is from a YouTube video, where some one burned his math lessons.
It can be used as an speech of something that you/ sm1 else dont like.
Furries: *exist*
Reddit: " Hanz get ze Flammenwerfer"
Hanz is a known for his naked calendars. He is a man from Slovakia also known as SLOVAKIA final BOSS. Everyone got to have something to do with him, but he wants money (slack). It is a surprise that Hanz is here again. Get his calendars for your GF. He is better looking and you dont have GF.
Hanz - Im just taking a sh*t.
Hanz, youre a Hanz
My dudel Hanz
He's loving, amazing, outspoken, crazy, diverse, the richest video game developer in the United States, he's loyal and an amazing friend. He's super aware and plays video games all the time
He attracts women of all races and lots want to suck his cock.
"Hanz is the MAN!"
Random 12 year old: "Hanz do you have any blues?"
Hanz: "Naw my brotha, just stay in school and buy my latest video games, dreams really do come true - dreams really do come true!"
a person who only cares about stats. always backs out the stats in arguments. also carries histograms in his pocket.
allow it man dont do a hanz.
Hanz damage or Hanz D for short is an artist, a misfit, skateboarder, a punk, a poet, a lover and a musician. Born in Buffalo NY where abouts are unknown.
"Hanz Damage you'll get the D later..."
To be a lifeless Hanz you must do the following in order:
Step 1) Download chat app and set a selfie as your display picture
Step 2) Give people cringy nicknames and throw around kiss and heart emojis and use slang terms that you wouldn't dare to use in real life, but you want to fit in so you use them on said app. Also private message as many dudes as you can and lead them on to get them to like you because nobody in real life gives you attention as you cant hide behind filters and makeup.
Step 3) Change display pic so you get more people commenting on it and more thirsty people giving you attention
Step 4) Pretend you hate the app, when in reality you love going on it and always think about going on it even when you've apparently "left the app".
Step 5) Change display pic again to another selfie with a couple filters and plenty of makeup that will gain more attention
Step 6) Tell everyone you are leaving the app, but before leaving you tell all the males to add you on snapchat
Step 7) All of a sudden become very active on snapchat and constantly post multiple selfies to your story every single day
Step 8) Approximately 1-3 months later the attention from snapchat has gone, and people give you no attention in real life so you repeat the process and go back to Step 1 and re-download chat app.
Damn dude, you're being one helluva lifeless hanz rn
A lifeless Hanz is a person who calls themselves Hanz (even though their name isn't Hanz) and they love to seek attention using the following steps.
Step 1) Download chat app and set a selfie as your display picture
Step 2) Give people cringy nicknames and throw around kiss and heart emojis and use slang terms that you wouldn't dare to use in real life, but you want to fit in so you use them on said app. Also private message as many dudes as you can and lead them on to get them to like you because nobody in real life gives you attention as you cant hide behind filters and makeup.
Step 3) Change display pic so you get more people commenting on it and more thirsty people giving you attention
Step 4) Pretend you hate the app, when in reality you love going on it and always think about going on it even when you've apparently "left the app".
Step 5) Change display pic again to another selfie with a couple filters and plenty of makeup that will gain more attention
Step 6) Tell everyone you are leaving the app, but before leaving you tell all the males to add you on snapchat
Step 7) All of a sudden become very active on snapchat and constantly post multiple selfies to your story every single day
Step 8) Approximately 1-3 months later the attention from snapchat has gone, and people give you no attention in real life so you repeat the process and go back to Step 1 and re-download chat app.
You're are being such a lifeless hanz right now, please stop it