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hanz is a beautiful boi. he is from ukraine and started having many children at the ripe age of fifteen. he represents his country everyday, and is overall so hot. he is manly man with brown curls and a cute lil nose. he speaks softly, but huskily to you when he says "hello i am hanz nice 2 meet u" nobody can compare to the kindness of hanz.
vladmir: "omg, he is so special"
gustav: "he could just be the next hanz"
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The name of most men in Germany. In a 2007 Harvard study, it was proven that 72% of men and 36% of women in Germany are named Hanz.
Bill: Hello, whats your name?
Hanz: Hanz.
Bill: You must be German!
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Trash Can(n), Trash(n) or generally bad(adj)
Kay Z is pretty Hanz at doing that
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Verb: getting dicked by a cactus laced with HIV positive blood while screaming out all the names of your relatives in alphabetical order, then proceeding to snap thy neck with a sharpened rubix cube.
Twat 1: hey did you hear what happened with Twat 2?
Twat 3: all i know is that he died, do you know how?
Twat 1: oh yeah, I injected him with octopus sperm and he hanzed himself.
Twat 3: that sucks man, you still have some octocum?
(and everybody clapped)
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a thug like gansta who likes to pimp hoes. Also known as a manwhore.
That guy is such a hanz, he hired like 20 hookers last night.
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A manwhore who welcomes the company of all ladies great and small. Values the happiness of the ladies.
1. I feel randy i think i need a hanz.
2. I havn't had any love for a while i need a hanz.
3. That hanz last night was the best hanz i've had in years.
4. My husband just aint doing the business right i need a hanz.
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A manwhore who welcomes the company of all ladies great and small. Values the happiness of the ladies.
1. I feel randy i think i need a hanz.
2. I havn't had any love for a while i need a hanz.
3. That hanz last night was the best hanz i've had in years.
4. My husband just aint doing the business right i need a hanz.
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