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A handsome, talented, witty, HOT dancer who appeared on season 3 of So You Think You Can Dance and came in third place. Also made an appearence on season 7
(Neil Haskell and Sabra Johnson's Top 6 Jazz Routine)
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Haskel Syndrome is a syndrome wherein a person (typically a male) flirts with a lot of girls in an online setting using apps such as Discord, Instagram, Facebook, Snapchat, and many others. A typical person diagnosed with a Haskel Syndrome typically flirts with at least three girls and a maximum of eight girls at once whom they met in an online setting.
I was surprised to know that my friend has a Haskel Syndrome, no wonder why he flirts with four girls online all at once.
Haskell University is an inter-tribal Indian school located in Lawrence KS. Although it operates under the illusion of multicultural education and cooperation among native students, the student body is predominately Sioux or "full blood" Navajo, and if you're not one of those two tribes prepare to be segregated by the fellow attendees.
It's not a good place to go if you're blonde, or hate having native traditions and tribal aspects shoved down your throat in every class possible.
It's ofen used as a second chance school for people who failed college the first time around or low income rez kids.
You're applying to Haskell University? But dude... you're a blonde Cherokee." "Yeah... But it's the cheapest education possible, even though they barely have any applicable majors, Bachelors degree in American Indian Studies here I come!
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When u wipe your ass with your hand and slap some one on there forehead
Yea dude i just Eddie Haskelled Adrianna
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A biologist who wrote The Forest Unseen, a fantastic book about how Haskell stared at a spot in the forest in Tennessee everyday for a year. He discusses ferns, moss, trees, small animals, and even takes his clothes off for 5 minutes in the middle of winter.
Haskell also wrote The Songs of Trees.
Haskell received his Ph.D. in evolutionary biology at Cornell.
"who turned grass into a book?"
"ohh yah Dr. David Haskell"
teacher: So what Dr. David Haskell says about ferns here is very interesting. He says...
Students: *fall asleep*
"Why is that guy staring at the ground in the middle of January with no clothes on?"
"Oh, that's just Dr. David Haskell. He does that sometimes."
A biologist who wrote a book that tortures high school students
Jim: "Did you hear about Dr. David Haskell?"
Phil: "Isn't that the guy who took off his clothes in the woods in winter and bitched about being cold?"
"Pulling a Haskell" or "Hasking myself" is the term used for attempting suicide by consuming a dangerous amount of energy drinks.
Example 1:
Jeff: Hey Jim, you coming to the game on Saturday?
Jim: No, I'd rather hask myself.
Example 2:
Jane: Janet, how did your brother die?
Janet: He pulled a haskell