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PLs fucking help vin diesel has been holding me captive for many years. He occasionally feeds me ice cubes and whispers in my ear "Think about erin shoving it in her mouldy minge". I want to kill myself but vin diesel has made it impossible. On my birthday he feeds me his seed in hopes I would produce an offspring for him which he will name Ralph.
I am being held hostage please help, please fucking help i am being held hostage in the krusty krab
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When This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-
MOM PLEASE HELP ME This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-
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Most people would call it a hand held device, I call it a crotch held device.
Please see crothchphones. Crotch held device.
a jew that didnt survive the concentration camp
Ben Held go eat yourself
It means that you are loyal to FICTIONAL boys/men. (Applies only to index, middle and ring finger being held up at the same time holding the other two together.)
"Why are your 3 fingers held up like that in your snap?"
"It's because I'm loyal to fictional boys."
You want to SUCK A DICK so badly in the LEGAL like a movie that is EXCELLENT which they continue to show despite it's planned showing time is suppose to end.
No matter how much I COAX and WHEEDLE , DICK I am I cannot as I am HELD OVER AS A DICK and I cannot get any BLOW JOBS anywhere to perform but hey the bright side is at least I know I am not the only one that has a virtually non existent quite small FELLATIO RATIO.
In academia, to be forced to do something (usually cruel and unusual) while being threatened to suffer a reduced gpa upon failure to comply, in a similar fashion to being held at gunpoint.
I’m being held at gradepoint to rewrite the entire report because professor Smith decided to be a cunt to just me in particular.