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when you are strapped to a chair while wearing an itchy sweater, while at the same time having a wedgie, and being forced to stare at tubgirl while listening to nsync for the rest of eternity. the one positive thing is being able to talk politics with george dubya while watching satan rip up his anus.
i was sure i was in hell because of all the lawyers who were around
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a. Noun used to describe a place or a state of being that is undesirable, unliked and/or hated.
b. A place of eternal pain and torment in Christian belief.
Originally used as a synonym for the Hebrew word "Gehenna," meaning eternal destruction.
My life and apartment were a living hell.
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The place where in the UK I spend over 6 hours a day learning crap I already now and stuff that I will never use in real life.
School is the suckiest suck that ever sucked.
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often Hell The abode of condemned souls and devils in some religions; the place of eternal punishment for the wicked after death, presided over by Satan.
A state of separation from God; exclusion from God's presence.
The abode of the dead, identified with the Hebrew Sheol and the Greek Hades; the underworld.
A situation or place of evil, misery, discord, or destruction: “War is hell” (William Tecumseh Sherman).
Torment; anguish: went through hell on the job.
The powers of darkness and evil.
Informal. One that causes trouble, agony, or annoyance: The boss is hell when a job is poorly done.
A sharp scolding: gave the student hell for cheating.
Informal. Excitement, mischievousness, or high spirits: We did it for the sheer hell of it.
A tailor's receptacle for discarded material.
Printing. A hellbox.
Informal. Used as an intensive: How the hell can I go? You did one hell of a job.
Archaic. A gambling house.
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An infinite punishment sentenced by a loving god for finite transgressions, and for not wholly submitting to a loving god.
Johnny was a good man. He'd gave much of his money away to charity. However Johnny didn't submit to the Christian god, so god in his infinite mercy and selflessness lovingly threw him in the lake of fire known as hell to burn in agony for all eternity.
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What froze over after the Red Sox one the World Series.
Boston won, and hell froze over.
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