hemp oil

Hemp oil (hemp seed oil) is oil obtained by pressing hemp seeds. Cold pressed, unrefined hemp oil is dark to clear light green in color, with a nutty flavor. The darker the color, the grassier the flavour. It should not be confused with hash oil, a tetrahydrocannabinol-containing oil made from the Cannabis flower.

Typically used by people who don’t wanna get High off weed (HAH, wimps,) but wanna feel better

My grandpa uses this shit all the time

Shithead: yo-yo yo Emily have you tried this new hemp oil?
Emily: hell no I use weed instead, it’s more fun!
Shithead: ok ass wipe, have fun instantly dying because that’s how weed works durrrhurrrrr!
Emily: aight karen,

Hemp Fire

Noun:

The fire that emits from the burning of a hemp rope.

We shall use the hemp fire to light up the bowl, man.

Hemp Tycoon

Probably the greatest online game ever. Its on adultswim.com. The main character is hempy; you grow hemp and then cash out and make bank.

Today I planted some Mayan before school. Got home and harvested them. Cashed out and made a ton of money. Dear God I love hemp tycoon.

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hemp milk

Juice of the gods.

It might not get you high, but damn that hemp milk is good!

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hemp bag

A usually colorful, woven bag that a stoner keeps his/her pipe in. A lighter and a bag of weed can also be found in a hemp bag.

Dont confuse a hemp bag with a bag of weed. Pot can be stored in the hemp bag, but it is always it's own plastic bag inside the hemp bag.

Hey man, the bowl's beat, I'll put the pipe away. Where's the hemp bag?

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hemp fandango

a name used to describe a person being hanged- hemp from the rope and fandango from the lovely girations of the hangeds feet while the try to touch the ground

now, my freind, you can dance the hemp fandango

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hemp tramp

An amazing person, beautiful, kind hearted, funny, nice smile, occasionally enjoys hemp.

Wow that girl Michelle is a total hemp tramp