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Simultaneously high-fiving someone, grabbing their ass, and handing them money for an unrelated purpose.
"Did you remember to pay the water bill today?" "Fer shure. The clerk said he was having a bad week, though, so I made it a High-Low-Here-Ya-Go."
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A kick to the nuts. Refers to the five toes of the kicker's foot rising up to mash the two testicles of the recipient's ball-bag.
When my boss called me into the office to review my job performance, she said that if I'd spent more time working than reading Urban Dictionary, I'd still have a job on Monday. It was a real high-five to the low-two.
When you are fat and this is what you get.
After being obese I got High blood pressure. High LDL cholesterol, low HDL cholesterol, or high levels of triglycerides. Type 2 diabetes. Coronary heart disease.
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When a someone posts something thinking it’s based, when it is infact widely accepted, non-controversial, and has no one arguing in the comments.
High like low comment ratio, implies that the poster may possibly not be a human but instead is infact an automated bot account, or a human with NPC like tendencies which can fool people into presuming it’s a bot.
This usually requires highly tribalistic & partisan behavior. Meaning there may not be anything critical or based with that account’s other posts. This is specially true if that account has repeated occurrences.
There is a direct correlation between posting controversial matter and getting many comments.
Generic Dude: “Fuck Trump”
4,300 likes and 11 comments.
12th Reply: High Like, Low comment ratio
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