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hobgoblin

Receiving oral sex while defecating on the side of the highway offramp and simultaneously begging for money by means of a cardboard box with a message of hope written upon it.

Wow, so that's what the hobgoblin looks like.

by wordsmite January 26, 2010

77๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


hobgoblins

Probably the worst movie ever made. Even watching it through the hilarious medium of Mystery Science Theater 3000, this movie still enraged me like no other. If not for its obscurity, this film would place its thrice-damned writer/producer/director, Rick Sloane, right up there with Hitler and Pol Pot as a huge cause of human suffering.

Stabbing Rick Sloane to death with a toy screwdriver would not even begin to make up for the abomination that is Hobgoblins.

by kevhanel August 7, 2006

19๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


hobgoblin

Eating food in the kitchen or straight from the fucking pan because you are too lazy or too greedy to waste energy serving it up

"I was so hammered last night I was hobgoblin ramen straight from the pot and burnt the shit out of my mouth"

by brewster666 March 12, 2015


hobgoblin

To hobgoblin is for a man to perform oral sex on a woman while she is driving his drunken ass home from the bar. Essentially it is the same as road head for a guy.

Tom totally pulled a hobgoblin on that chick from the pub last night.

by TN Woman's Suffrage Group August 14, 2007

19๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Hobgoblin

A sexual maneuver in which the male grabs one leg and hops on one foot while the female is giving him head.

After the party, Billy and Lucy went to their room and did the hobgoblin.

by mark April 4, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


hobgoblin

Something Causing fear ;; a mischevious goblin

You instilled a hobgoblin in me I never knew of

by laurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrren April 29, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


hobgoblin

When the ear is placed in contact with the butthole. The perpetrator plugs his or her nose and blows as hard as he or she can and ejects air and/or blood into the butthole.

Man, last night I saw this drunk guy hobgoblin someone! It was fucking nasty!

by halgaola September 14, 2007

2๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž