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A Bruise Hurst is someone who plays baseball and is very short. They are normally dog shit and don’t do their job as a first baseman. This person is likely to finger their girlfriend after 2 days of dating. A Bruiser Hurst strives to be apart of The Great Monks but will never achieve his goalinson.
That sophomore in Oklahoma with the blonde hair is a real Bruiser Hurst.
refering to a (pass) mark in British universities. In Cockney Rhyming Slang a 'First' is called a Geoff Hurst; England's hat trick hero in the 1966 World Cup (football) final. See also Desmond, and Thora Hird
To go on to a masters degree the university normally expect you to have a Geoff Hurst
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He's my brother the biggest chode liker a cock sucking monkey fucking bigger in the world he'll eat your coochie and fuck your dad steal your girl and fuck your mom too eat her clitoris and everything
a young rich jigga straight out of scottsdale also known for eating ass and kicking ass
wow i wish i had timothy hurst stature
guy; no you dont
A girl that likes to have picnics, but not the kind you're probably thinking of.
-Hey wanna have a picnic?
-No, I'm not a Kaelyn Hurst.
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professional pipe cleaner and pipe layer. Father of 4(all that’s known so far). He was born into poverty and struggled as a young boy. He was beaten as a kid and decided to take all his anger out on his sons Ethan’s cock. Ethan’s shaft just kept getting more girth and kept getting more Continental drift . He struck every day with people bullying him for his super wide cock.
I need anal. BETTER CALL DAN HURST