can i go to the bathroom

come on we know you dont really have to go you just go there to have a break from school you go there to use your phone

kid: can i go to the bathroom
teacher: UHH I DONT KNOW CAN YOU?
kid: UHH I DONT KNOW DID YOUR HUSBEN CHEAT ON YOU?

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Good enough for the girls I go with

A job done with decent quality. Usually used at the completion of the task. Suggests a level of performace just above half-assed.

"Do you think we cleaned this kitchen well enough?"

"Yeah - its good enough for the girls I go with."

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should i go take a shower

Yes. You stink like ass. Go shower.

Person 3:"should i go take a shower?"
Person 4:"yes."

i go dumb in my backpack

yay area slang. it means you go dumb while wearing your character backpack. character backpacks are popular among baydestrians. it goes with the uniform: stunna shades, blue jeans, white tee, nike/vans, character backpack. characters on backpacks usually have spongebob or superheroes or care bears(for girls) on it.

i go dumb in my backpack, dumb in my backpack. dumb in my, dumb in my, dumb in my backpack.

-song by headbustaz feat. mistah fab

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Where am I GOING, CARL?!

A seriously funny line from the Nationwide Insurance "Vanishing Deductible" commercial.

Guy: Every year you don't have an accident, your deductible goes down!

One year- *Guy fades slightly*
The next year- *Fades again*

Keeps fading and says "Where am I GOING, CARL?!"
*Guy disappears completely*
Carl: (in a sort of giggly, high pitched voice)

....That was awesome!

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how far would I go

"how far would I go" is a super valid question that can rightfully be asked in any challenging situation.
It's purpose is to check all visible and hidden potentials of limitations.

Thinking Subject: "how far would i go?"

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i go boom boom in my panties

boom boom vroom vroom but in your pants

he said i go boom boom in my panties

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