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A company of very good looking people who are devoted to the highest quality of electrical installation. Workers are young, confident and very, very rediculously good looking.
The pipe is my paint, the bender is my brush, the ceiling is my canvas.... I am an electrical artist for BSD solutions.
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It’s when you make do with what you have.
(Your friend has to use the bathroom on a long road trip)
You: pee in the bottle
Ur friend: that’s some ghetto solutions
a song made by wilbur soot called saline solution from his album your city gave me asthma
person1: you heard that song saline solution?
person2: yeah its by wilbur right?
person1: yeah!
Solutions Architect is one of a number of job titles used for someone working in IT who has no real function.
Solutions Architects wander around looking important and can often be seen in meetings although no one is quite sure why they are there.
John: That guy in the meeting just now. Any idea who he was and why he was there?
Sue: That was Jim. He's a Solutions Architect
John: Ah right.
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Something of great importance to chemistry experiments
Mike: "What's that?"
Colin: "THE STOCK SOLUTION"
A solution that doesn't solve the problem, but makes whoever's solution that was just solved feel like it had been solved
bandaid solution is when a person gets a free $100 voucher after falling off the balcony at a mall. The guy is still in hospital, but now he feels like justice was served somehow
Spending over $100,000 in taxpayer funds to implement a shit collection of shit band-aid solutions on some existing piece of fucking shit.
Gov guy 1: "Man, I can't believe you spent a hundred bucks on that piece of shit car."
Gov guy 2: "Yeah, it's not gonna work. We better invest a few hundred K in improving it."
Gov guy 1: "You know you can get a solid, working car for $10,000, right?"
Gov guy 2: "Yeah, but then I'd have to admit that I threw away that initial hundred bucks, and I'm much too proud. So, you know, I'ma implement The Platinum Solution"
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