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Cabbage

Best used to describe an individual who has just acted like a spastic or retard, in a moment of complete mental decomposition, or comedic purposes.

A moment of social ineptitude would also qualify for you to call someone a cabbage.

*Matt walks into door*

John; Matt, you fucking cabbage!

by CompulsiveDribbler304 April 8, 2011

52πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


cabbage

someones head

ill split ya cabbage

by the autonomous heartbeat May 29, 2009

40πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


cabbage

money, cash, dough, or dollars

yo dawg you got the cabbage?

by chasedadcaptainds April 3, 2008

47πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


Cabbage

A Person who is daft, absent minded, or a pinkboy. They have little to no capacity to think for themselves, and will often be found repeating the latest one-liners ad nauseum. Most of them believe that they think for themselves, and are creative creatures, but this has yet to be proven.

Boy #1:(Mimicking an episode of Family Guy) "Butt-scratchers!"

Manic laughter of crowd around boy #1

Boy #2: "Shit on My boots, You guys are a bunch of cabbages! I'm going to make like Morrison and choke on My own vomit(=leave)."

by wax-paper peace-pipe boy July 2, 2009

124πŸ‘ 98πŸ‘Ž


In the Cabbage

One of the highest level of drunkness when you cant function. this is usually right before you black out. the Cabbage is a zone you dont want to enter

Person 1: hey look at Tom over there he can barely function.

Person 2: oh wow he is so far in the cabbage right now he cant walk

by ParrosNation May 29, 2011

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Cabbaged

Jake feels cabbaged after work. He’s tired after work.

I’m absolutely cabbaged after my day at work

by Hannahfranc1s March 10, 2020


cabbage

A derogatory term used by Discordians to refer to people who don't "get it". This stems from the Discordian belief that 85% of the "human" population is actually cabbages disguised as humans.

Let's go confuse some cabbage!

by Eris June 22, 2003

47πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž