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The uncontrollable sexual urge that happens when you can't do anything about it. Could be in an elevator. Could be on a plane. Could be when your partner is unavailable. There exists a vast number of situations where horniness could be considered very inconvenient.
When I was at Memaws funeral I had such a bout of inconvenient horniness that even the pastor looked good.
A convenience store (in some cases referred to as 'off license' in the United Kingdom) where the clerks are generally inapt, unable, or otherwise out of touch with their customers. This includes never, EVER finding your video membership number even though you are a frequent customer, repeatedly entering wrong (and often higher) prices than listed.
The customer enters the inconvenience store for the twenty-tenths time, gives the goods to the clerk, and he enters them but with wrong and much higher prices. When entering the video rentals into the system, the confused owner doesn't know your name. When you spell it to him (third time this week), he still does not get it even close to correct. You have to wait for up to twenty minutes before he looks trough the whole customer database, and the queue behind you grows into enormous proportions.
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The BS fee Ticketmaster charges they claim is a "Convenience Charge" when buying concert tickets.
Hey Wesley, what do I owe you for the Foghat tix?
The tickets were $25, please another $20 for the Ticketmaster inconvenience charge.
Wow - so Ticketmaster charges also as much as the band?
Yeah, but sometimes you can avoid the inconvenience charge by purchasing directly at the venue.
Intelligent Person: "Hey Al, is Global Warming even a real threat or is it just a big money making scam?!"
Al Gore: "Haha, you think I give a fuck? People believe it!"
Intelligent Person: "Whoa, you really are an inconvenient wanker."
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A reference to Al Gore's rubbishy film on the climate change and global warming scenario.
Al Gore's film, An Inconvenient Truth, has been condemned, debunked and duly castigated as a pack of Inconvenient Lies. Many thousands of alarmed and eminent, but sceptical scientists from around the world have labelled it as a pure scaremongering hoax.
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When superman threw his "S" at the bad guy
"That was a minor inconvenience"
"Yea well take that"
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someone who requests favours or makes demands that inconveniences someone else
barney expects me to pick him up from work at 3.30am even though I'll be asleep, he's such an inconvenient douchebag
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