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I·ra·qi Bag·pipeih-rak-ee bag-pahyp verb:
The act of flatulating (farting) while receiving a blow job.
Last night when she gave me head I ripped a solo from my Iraqi Bagpipe.
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an oxymoron, as long as the US continues to control the government in Iraq
the US government wanted to call it "operation iraqi liberation," but that stands for OIL
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Attempting to mask body odor with extreme amounts of cologne, but instead results in an unpleasant mixture of aromas.
I was running late this morning, and didn't have time to take a real shower, so I took an Iraqi shower.
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The act of putting on a turban, putting both legs behind your head and shitting on the face of your lover, while screaming the Iraqi National anthem and cutting off her head.
“Hey how were things with Susan last night “
“Great I gave her the Iraqi pretzel”
“Wow I bet that was messy”
n. Tiny creatures found in the desert. Generally gregarious, sometimes to the point of annoyance. Infatuated with American Soldiers. Speaks arabic and usually english, fluent in all english curse words and insults due to hours spent emulating Soldiers. Easily identified by the sound "mista, mista."
Iraqi child 1: mista, mista, mista, mista, MISTA, mista, mista, MISTA!!!!!
Soldier: I see you, chill the fuck out. What do you want.
Iraqi child 1: (perplexed, attemps phrase in broken english) Chill the fuck out???
*exit soldier, enter another random Iraqi child.
Iraqi child1: chill the fuck out.
OR
Soldier 1: How was your mission?
Soldier 2: It was alright, I taught some Iraqi children the lyrics to Gin and Juice.
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A subject that will start drama no matter who you are if you live in the US
"Bush Killed 100,000 Iraqis."
"OMG Bush so didnt kill 100,000 Iraqis Saddam would have though! You left wing dip shit"
"Ok you rightist moron where are the weapons of mass destruction"
and so on
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1. A US military operation that is designed to bring peace to the Iraqi people and restore an economic infrastructure. (Theoretically)
2. Stepping into a hornet's nest. (Thanks to the almost daily suicide bombings)
3. A slaughter of innocent civilian and soldier lives; waste of tax dollars out of your pocket to pay for bombs and other weapons designed to kill, kill, kill.
4. The door that opens the way to generate more wealth for the miserable and unfortunate billion dollar corporations (because the CEOs need bigger mansions and another yacht... boo hoo).
1. Operation Iraqi Freedom will be one of the best things the US has done for a foreign country since the Marshall Plan. (Ideally)
2. Bad idea.
3. Soldiers die (with honor I hope) and the ones that do survive go without pay while their family back home is starving. (Source: NBC News)
4. Greedy, money hungry corporations bid on another country that they get to exploit to fatten up their wallets.
Good idea or bad idea? I hope going after Saddam Hussein was worth the costs.
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