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Not only a country, Israel can be the name of a person too.
Should you stumble upon an Israel in the wild, befriend him by feeding him fruit snacks and motor oil. He is the diamond in the rough, the needle in the haystack, the hair in your soup—what I’m trying to say is that his sexual physique and charming personality, along with a dash of complete retard, make him an amazing friend.
“Damn, Israel is one fiiine lookin’ man”
“YESSIR”
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A country predominantly inhabited by Jewish people. In 1948, the UN established Israel after the Holocaust. Most people don't realize this but Jewish people actually lived here long before Palestinians.
Israel is a beautiful country.
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There are many countries in the middle east; such as Lebanon, Saudi Arabia and Israel
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when a person tells you that your property is theirs (when it obviously isn’t), and demands you just give this property to them, and if you refuse, they take it by force and the law will somehow be on the their (israeling) side.
You’ve been israeled.
He israeled my place.
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The act of taking something that is not yours and then kicking out the rightful owner
- Someone asked to share my table at a restaurant, and then asked me to leave the table because they had a meeting!
- looks like you just got israeled
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When somebody wants to "share" something what's yours and eventually takes over it entirely
Then they harass you, and when u wanna take it back they'll kill you for it
Or if something is happening to you and you can blame the British for it
"Someone asked me to share my coffee table at a coffee shop and then asked me to leave because they have a meeting? Is this an episode of Seinfield or am I getting Israeled?"
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When you allow someone to use a thing you own or sit in a place that is reserved for you then they claim it's theirs all along
- Someone asked me to share my table at the coffee shop and then they asked me to leave the table because they have a meeting?!
- looks like you have been israeled
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