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A song by Rebecca Black, now commonly known as the worst song ever. Don;t get me wrong though, Rebecca Black is fine. It's her evil record company Ark Music Factory that made up the pathetic lyrics, autotuned her voice to fuck, made a cheap-ass video and then stuck in the worst rapping ever heard by mankind.
Person A: Dude, did you hear Friday last night?
Person B: Hell yeah! We so excited!
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A day of the week in which one MUST make up their mind which seat to take. Whether they choose to kick it in the front seat or sit in the back seat is of utmost importance on this day. Often consists of partyin', partyin', partyin', partyin' and sometimes fun, fun, fun, fun.
Friend 1: What day is it?
Friend 2: Well, yesterday was Thursday, tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwa..
Rebecca Black: IT'S FRIDAY, ASSHOLES.
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Sometimes pronounced "fried-egg";
Signifies the day where everyone is looking forward to the weekend. fun-fun-fun-fun-fun!
Downside: It is unclear which seat you can take.
and JUST to clear things up- The day prior to Friday is Thursday, then just after Friday comes Saturday. Finally, Sunday comes after that.
We so excited.
person 1 is kickin’ in the front seat.
person 2 is sittin’ in the back seat.
person 3: "Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?"
it's friday.
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A song that encompasses all the worst parts of modern pop music and throws them in a blender to create the ultimate shit- sucking-shake.
B13b3rfAn69: Li3k OmG, haiv u herd Friday by Rebbeca Black, omG it iz li3k so goud, she iz sooooo hawt and soupr towelented!!!
AverageJoe: Why God, why...?
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The last day of the school week for kids and work week for a lot of people with jobs.
Of course, a lot on people still have to work of the weekends, so to them the day only exists to rub in the fact that they have to work on the weekends.
Also, bums like me who don't go to school or work don't care about Friday at all, it's just another day of the week for us to lay around the house.
1.
A. I'm so glad it's Friday!
B. Shut up, I still have to work tomorrow.
2.
A. I'm so glad it's Friday!
B. I don't care about Friday, I just lay around the house like every other day of the week.
A. You're a loser...
B. I know...and I love it.
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Song sung and performed by Rebecca Black; apparently used to teach people the days of the week and choosing which seat to take when friends show up unexpectedly.
Rebecca: Yesterday was Thursday. Today, it is Friday. Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwooorrrdsss."
Teeming Millions: Wow! Thanks, Rebecca!
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Rebecca Black's song that should have never been released.
It is a repulsive shitload of bull. She likes to have her bowl of cereal, (like the cereal guy). She tells the world that yesterday was Thursday, today is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday, Sunday comes afterwards. Her album will include:
1. Monday
2. Tuesday
3. Wednesday
4. Thursday
5. Friday
6. Saturday
7. Sunday
8. Holiday (Deluxe Edition)
Friend 1: Have you heard of Rebecca Black?
Friend 2: No. Who is she?
Friend 1: She sings this song about Friday!
Friend 2: Oh really is she good?
Friend 1: No but she is smart.
Friend 2: How so?
Friend 1: Thursday was yesterday, today is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards!
Friend 2: WHAT. A GENIUS.
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