Kokomo high school

A school where at 7:30 in the morning the black girls are already screaming and the Hicks already Doing donuts in the parking lot. Also a place where most The teachers don't give a shit about what you. The school is filled with fake gangsters representing every gang under the sun And everyguy is pretty much a fuck.

Girl : what school do you go to

Guy: Kokomo high school
Girl: I'll ttyl

Kokomo hum

A strange mysterious hum heard in Kokomo indiana from a few years ago
Nobody knows why the hum exists nor where it comes from

Chad: do you hear that hum? Do you think it's from changing at the ashram across the street? Mad: naw man that's the, kokomo hum bro!

Kokomo, Indiana

The poor man's Indianapolis. This is the town that is generally visited by those that are too cheap or lazy to drive to Indianapolis.

This town has more meth labs and meth heads then Howard and Tipton County and the City of Elwood combined. Pregnancy is probably high too considering the kids of Tipton and Elwood come here and visit the motels because mommy and daddy are home or because a boys' girlfriends lives here because well we all know you can't get away with anything in a small town.

*insert Cheers theme song*

"Hey Brian, where are you taking Cindy tonight?"
"Oh I'm gonna take her up to Kokomo, Indiana because I can't take her home my mom and dad are there."

Or

" Are we going to Indianapolis, Indiana tonight to have a really nice date."
"I'm sorry but I work at McDonald's and I can't afford to take you on a nice date. I do you have enough money where we can get Motel 6. You're on birth control right?"
"......."

kokomo condom

Using a sheet of sand paper as a condom.

I ran out of rubbers but my tool box was right there, so I used a Kokomo condom.