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This sentence is a very mean thing to say if you say it to anyone they will be sad
Ur not invited to my birthday party
An answer to give when someone asks you if you know of a certain celebrity, or general VIP, but in all honesty you're clueless. A nearly desperate way to salvage some cool about not being in the know.
Person A: Hey, did you hear the new Lady Gaga single yesterday?
Person B: Nope . . . whoever she is, she doesn't come to my birthday parties.
Person A: What a surprise.
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When brian writes down my happy birthday in his agenda
When someone's butt is suddenly visible with the type of pants they are wearing, unlike any other day. Cake is referring to one's butt.
Friend 1 (Girl)- Do these pants look good on me?
Friend 2 (Girl)- Dang girl you lookin like a snack!! (Lookin hot
Friend 3 (Girl)- YeeeezzzzZzuh!! Is it my birthday?!??! 'Cuz I see cake!!
If someone says this to you it means that your butt or booty looks good in what ever pants you're wearing. They're complimenting you unless said differently lol.
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1. A song I forgot the artist of
2. The most requested birthday wish.
Mom: hooray Nathan, you’re 9 now! What do you want for your birthday?
Nathan: all i want for my birthday is a big booty hoe
Mom: sorry, you can’t get that.
Nathan: *cries*
The unfinished black and white first film of Quentin Tarantino. Half destroyed in a fire, it never got a general release, however you can get bootlegged copies of the remaining 34 minutes from places like eBay.
"I well wanna see My Best Friend's Birthday!"
"Oh, I've seen that!"
"You sure?"
"Yeah!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, with Julia Roberts right?"
"No, that's My Best Friend's Wedding."
"Oh."
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your not invited to my birthday party said the annoying ass shithead