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A good friend and will make you smile with everything she does. Even if you do something horrible, she will still welcome you with her arms spread out. You'll be lucky to have her as a friend.
Friend #1: Wow! She's so optimistic!
Me: Of course! She's Natasha Ivanka!
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In Freudian psychoanalytic theory, it refers to a father’s sexual desire for his own daughter. Dotards and Stable Geniuses often exhibit this type of behavior.
“I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter perhaps I'd be dating her.”
-Donald Trump
Wildlife Documentary Narrator: “Here, deep in the jungles of Mar-a-Lago, we see the Ivanka Complex in action as a dotard attempts to mate with his female offspring”
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A very lucky woman. The greatest president of all time, Donald Trump, has a crush on her. Trump has expressed desire to have sex with her on numerous occasions.
Person 1: Yo did you hear trumps tryna fuck his daughter?
Person 2: I dont blame her, Ivanka trump is hot as fuck
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The Chelsea Clinton from a parallel universe where Hitler won the second World War.
Named after her mother, Ivana Trump, by adding a random letter to her name.
— OMG look that's Ivanka Trump over there!
— Holy shit, she's so hot I'm literally cumming in my pants right now.
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While your body grows taller and bigger from childhood on your head remains the size of a preteen.
Poor Ivanka Trump! She has the body of a woman but the head the size of a child. If this condition doesn't already have a name then let's call it the Ivanka Head Syndrome in her honor.
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A futuristic slogan for the stupidest to even think would even be possible. It would nearly be impossible for that pair to even get the republican nominee ticket, let alone the presidential election.
The slogans full form is "Ivanka Trump and Marry Cheney 2024".
Supper Trump fan: "What is the likely hood of Ivanka Trump and Marry Cheney running together for president in 2024 as Ivanka Marry 2024?"
Normal person: "Are you nuts? Haven't the trumps and the cheneys done enough damage to this country already?"
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ivanka is such a slay. She’s better then your dad, better than your mom, better than your dog and she always eats it up but don’t compare her to Ivanka Trump because that does not define her
Oh my gosh look at ivanka, she ate it up
Wowwww ivanka is such a slay