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Jacob Black

A werewolf in the crap Twilight. Synonyms: Pedophile

Ew, did you see that Jacob Black touch that little six year old?

by JUN LOVES YOU October 20, 2009

73πŸ‘ 65πŸ‘Ž


Jacob Black

A pansy werewolf in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series. Thinks he's so hot and wants to have little puppies with the whiny-ass Bella Swan. He also has an anger-management problem.

Most tweens think he is so hot and great and super because of the actor who plays him in the film adaptation of the books, Taylor Lautner. Who, I too shall add, is a snout-faced pansy.

It's a fictitious book. STOP WORSHIPPING IT.

Twitard: OMG! im totlly in luv w/ Jacob Black frm the twilight series. hes super hottt!!!!!!11!!!.
Guy: Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

by ILikeToScreamAtStrangers May 17, 2010

38πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


Jacob Black

simp

no example needed. Jacob Black is a simp

by TalTimes May 13, 2020

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Jacob Black

Werewolf in Stephenie Meyer's book Twilight. He is in love with Bella Swan. Bella is in love with Edward Cullen (a vampire) and Jacob at the same time.

He's outgoing, fun, hot... Bella thinks of him as her own personal sun.

However cool Jake may be, he and bella are not meant to be together!!! In the 4th book of the Twilight saga, Breaking Dawn, Jacob inprints (basically, falls in love with out of destiny, not choice) with Bella and Edward's daughter Renesmee. So obviously Bella and Edward were always meant to be, because if they hadn't gotten together, then Jacob would not have found his true soul mate!

Bella Swan: I always thought of you that way, as my own personal sun. You balanced out the clouds nicely.

Jacob Black: Yeah, but I'm no match for an eclipse.

(In this case, Edward Cullen is the eclipse he speaks of :D)

by SaraaaaIsYoBabysDaddeh September 16, 2008

126πŸ‘ 166πŸ‘Ž


Jacob Black

The annoying and pointless character (after New Moon ended) that couldn't grasp the fact that Bella Swan, is not, in fact, in love with him- but Edward Cullen.

He ends up totally butchering the series in finality, when he 'imprints' on a newborn baby, thus earning his title as pedophile.

Hey that guys creepy- he's stalking that kid.

Me: Yeah, that would be a Jacob Black.

by ddajk May 15, 2009

100πŸ‘ 183πŸ‘Ž


Jacob Black

Sexy,Buff, Nice hair, smart, nice , sexy smile, not pale, Hot Body, shirt less,.. OOOO AHH hOTT!

BETTER FOR BELLA !!!!!!

What I am was born in me. It’s a part of who I am, who my family is, who we all are as a tribe β€” it’s the reason why we’re still here. Jacob Black

hOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!

by egiugrwiugowroiugwr December 14, 2010

9πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


jacob black

-The annoying werewolf from the Twilight series that refuses to understand that Vampires are better.
- Incessantly in love with Bella Swan, (Who is in fact in love with Edward Cullen

"Do you y'know, kiss him?" " Yes" "ewww" -Jacob Black
Conversation between Jacob and Bella before she "stabs" him:) GO BELLA!

by Frinklez September 12, 2007

280πŸ‘ 804πŸ‘Ž