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(jaims bond)
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-A complete and total badass.
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-A smooth gentleman with a lot of charm who can get anyone to sleep with him
eg: WHOA MAN, DID YOU SEE HOW HE HANDLED THAT BEAR? HE'S A TOTAL JAMES BOND
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Dude: Hey how was it at the club last night?
Other dude: Oh man there was this one chick there, and we fucked real good, she doesn't even know my NAME
Dude: WHOA MAN, YOU'RE SUCH A JAMES BOND
A fictional British super-agent, who, concidering he was the same man in all of his movies, is supposed to be more than 80 years old in his latest movies.
I swear, I read one of Ian Fleming's books, it says James Bond was born in the 20s.
James Bond is a movie charachter who NEVER gets old.
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A term to describe douchebags in the United States who can't keep their car on the right side of the road.
Hey, James Bond, get off the fucking road!
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Questionably dull and/or unmotivated person - ZERO effort, ZERO talent, and takes SEVEN poops a day.
Brad: Where's Tony? He was supposed to mix this concrete.
Jay: He went to get the water and I think he stopped to take a shit.
Brad: That was two hours ago.
Jay: He came back but forgot the hook-up so he had to go back.
Brad: So where is he now.
Jay: Pretty sure he's taking another shit.
Brad: Fucking hell.
Tony (walks up): Hey fellas.
Brad: Well if it isn't Fucking James Bond himself? Are yer legs still asleep from all that sittin' and shittin'?
Tony: No I've been awake since 10
Brad: Awake since 10. No shit. Can you please mix this concrete now?
Tony: Sure thing I just gotta go get a pair of gloves and maybe take a piss (walks away).
Brad: Fucking hell.
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To "James Bond" someone, or give them the "Bond Treatment" is when you have a one night stand, and surreptitiously exit the dorm room/hotel room/bedroom before they wake up, leaving them to arise later on, alone and befuddled. Extra points if you're wearing a tux at the time.
"Oh man. Kevin got home at like 7am. He totally pulled a James Bond on that girl!"
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Fictitious Agent 007 of the British Secret Service, lover of martinis that are shaken and not stirred, bedder and ditcher of fine women, speaker of shitty puns, licensed to kill. One of the world's most celebrated sociopaths.
Originally the main character in Ian Fleming's series; now a well-known decades-spanning series of movies, starring actors such as Sean Connery, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan, and Daniel Craig as 007.
See also "His Name Is James Bond", a hilarious viral video about what a douche he is.
Guy #1: "Hey, have you seen the new James Bond film?"
Guy #2: "Nah, man, Austin Powers does it better."
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A guy who sleeps with at least 5 girls in one movie
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