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Janine can be very shy at times. Especially when talking to one of her many lovers. But if you take the time to talk to her instead of just stare at her boobs, you’ll see how smart she is. Really. She’s one of the cutest b***s you’ll meet in your life! She always has a sexy bra on, and she's unique in many other ways too. If you ever get the chance to date a Janine, don’t let her go unless she says the safeword. She’ll protect you from your curious neighbors, comfort you with amazing pasta, and always make you laugh with ridicolous ideas. She can be very dirty minded sometimes. Actually all the times. But she always makes you laugh. Nervously.
Janine almost gave me the best orgasm of my life last night, but at the last moment she ended up almost giving me the worst possible one!!
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Track 5 on the 1969 David Bowie album "Space Oddity"
Oh my love, Janine
I'm helpless for your smile
Like a Polish wander
I travel ever onwards to your land
And were it not just for the jewels, I'd close your hand
Your strange demand
To collocate my mind
Scares me into gloom
You're too intense
I'll have to keep you in your place
I've no defense
I've got to keep my veil on my face
Janine, Janine, you'd like to know me well
But I've got things inside my head
That even I can't face
Janine, Janine, you'd like to crash my walls
But if you take an axe to me
You'll kill another man
Not me at all
You're fey, Janine
A tripper to the last
But if I catch you standing on my toes
I'll have a right to shout you down
For you're a lazy stream
In which my thoughts would drown
So stay, Janine
And we can glide along
I've caught your wings for laughs
I'm not obliged to read you statements of the year
So take your glasses off
And don't act so sincere
Janine, Janine, you'd like to know me well
But I've got things inside my head
That even I can't face
Janine, Janine, you'd like to crash my walls
But if you take an axe to me
You'll kill another man
Not me at all
Yeah
Oh ah
Ooooo
Oh Janine
Hey Janine
Oh Janine
Ah ho
Oh Janine
Ho how
Janine
Ah Janine yeah
Janine Janine Janine
Yeah yeah
janine is a horrible person and worse of a mother. she will do anything just to prove she is right including destroying all your desires. she will destroy you. if she is wrong about anything she will make your life a living hell.
if you ever meet a janine... RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
hey janine who are you hanging out with can i join
no idiot. and whom are you hanging out with and may i join, idiot
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Noun, originating somewhere in the Pacific Northwest. A girl who is superlatively awesome, exerting her superiority wherever she goes (but in a non-pretentious manner; more of a transcendent, aloof hipness). Possible association with "terminator," though in an innocuous (not lethal) sense.
Alternately: An enigmatic and delightful person.
Partygoers felt keenly aware of their superficiality when a janinator walked into the room.
A janine is a gorgeous happy girl, she’s the friendliest and the most amusing friend you can ever have . She listen to your stories and helps you. She’s not only a wander full friend she’s also the best girlfriend you’ll never have . She’s smart, sexy, outgoing,and funny. A janine is very active, wich explains her beautiful body she generally likes soccer,dance,and basketball (sometimes volleyball).
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A girl who is beautiful and loves her friends. Even though she sometimes is a pain in the ass.
Boys fall for her way to fast but she just rejects them ;)
Dang Janin is a cute pain in the ass
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Aka known as "Mrs.Ling" at 1st sight seems innocent later revealing her crazy ass side. she is sexy asf and is petty
Cynthia : you know my friend Janine
bob: Yeah that crazy bitch
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