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jason bourne fight

A fight so confusing you don't know what is even going on and who is even winning the fight itself.

Josh: I was watching Carl and Tony have a Jason Bourne Fight in the parking lot, and I had no idea what the hell was going on.

by Caladude May 18, 2018

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Jason Bourne Door Opener

The method used to open a door when more friendly attempts have not succeeded, such as using a doorbell or knocking. Or having permission to enter.

Typically executed by lowering ones shoulder or using heel of foot.

My girlfriend wouldnt get out of the bathroom, so I used the Jason Bourne Door Opener to get her out.

by SteelerfaninPeru August 20, 2009

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jesus christ its jason bourne

this is what the black guy says in the new Jason bourne movie.
I use this phrase when I see someone in my opinion, cooler than me.

Guy1: yo dude look who just walked into the bar!
Guy2: jesus Christ its Jason bourne!

by The guy with website humor February 14, 2017

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oh my god its jason bourne

Relating to the meme, "Sword guy Jason Bourne meme!" Usually used when something is unusual.

A chemical reaction in a science lab. "It exploded! Oh my god, it's the work of Jason Bourne!" oh my god its jason bourne

by OJAX1 January 21, 2017

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Jason Bourne

A Vicodin pill laced with Fentanyl and Oxycodone. Usually purchased by crackheads in Massachusetts.

Bro, I got so fucked up off 12 Jason Bournes last night, I accidentally left my shoes in the microwave.

by MisterToastyBuns November 3, 2023


Jason Bourne

A fictional crime dude that kills random people and spawned a meme.

"Jesus Christ! Thats Jason Bourne!" Quote from the movie: Jason Bourne.

by Windoge April 7, 2017