Jere

instead of writing just here while texting your girlfriend; JUST+HERE=JERE

Girlfriend: hey babe, what are you doing?
Me: Jere chillin in my room, what are you up to?

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jere

A mean kid who flirts with everything

jere: sup girl u look like u got a big fat ass

girl: ewwww!!!!

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jering

(verb) a word used when a person is texting obnoxiously.

Jer me later.

He won't stop jering me!

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Jered Weaver

The best young pitcher in baseball, currently 4-0 with a 1.37 earned run average. Recently optioned to Triple-A Salt Lake because Bill Stoneman and Mike Scioscia are dumbfucks who don't know shit about baseball and think sending down the only consistently good pitcher on the staff will somehow help their last place team. It makes Angel fans sick.

Hey look Jered Weaver piched 7 more shutout innings; let's definitely send him back to the minors.

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Dirty Jered

A serious, lovemaking act. After a session of passionate intercourse, the male partner kneels down on all fours. The female assumes a position behind the male as if going to eat his brown-starfish. The male then releases his flatulence (fart) in the females face, she then proceeds to eat the Dingleberry(s) off the male for sheer erotic enjoyment.

"Give 'em Da Dirty Jered"

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DJ Jere

Another word for something that nobody likes

Why are you such a DJ Jere

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Jere's Sara

She is by far the most gorgeous girl i have ever seen in my entire life.
Im so happy she is apart of my life and i know for a fact that she is the one.

Woah she is such a Jere's Sara, she is so pretty.