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what happens to men when they discover bruce willis is dead at the end of sixth sense.
when i bruce willis was dead at the end of sixth sense i.. JIZZED IN MY PANTS.
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A funny song for SNL that is about ejaculating prematurely.
Last night I saw a film, as I recall it was a horror film, Went outside and it began to rain, checked my phone and saw that it rang and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
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A song parody on Saturday Night Live and a slang term for sperming in your pants.
Example 1:
"I just ate a grape and I JIZZED, IN, MY PANTS"
Example 2:
Mike:"I just jizzed in my pants......"
Brad:" NO MAN WHY DID YOU?!"
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When Bruce Willis is dead at the end of sixth sense...
Andy Samberg: I jizz in my pants.
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When something is or tastes so mind blowing you just explode in an amazement similar to an orgasm; a term meaning something is so enjoyable you could have had an orgasm
Laquisha: Oh my god! Did you you see that movie Magic Mike?! Sarah: Of course! I nearly Jizzed in my pants!
OMG! Did you see Connor today?! I swear I Jizzed in my pants! That boy is SO fine!
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I was sitting behind this girl today and she turned around. Then I jizzed in my pants. Turns out she was my ex...
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