Jizzed In My Pants

A song parody on Saturday Night Live and a slang term for sperming in your pants.

Example 1:
"I just ate a grape and I JIZZED, IN, MY PANTS"


Example 2:
Mike:"I just jizzed in my pants......"

Brad:" NO MAN WHY DID YOU?!"

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Jizz in my pants

When Bruce Willis is dead at the end of sixth sense...

Andy Samberg: I jizz in my pants.

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jizzed in my pants

To get a huge shock.

I was sitting behind this girl today and she turned around. Then I jizzed in my pants. Turns out she was my ex...

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Jizzed my pants

When you cum in your pants from a lap dance at a strip club.

Went to a strip club last night and got a hot lap dance from Suzy. Much to her disgust I jizzed my pants in under 30 seconds.

Jizz My Pants

the most amazing song ever.
used as a very sexual joke.
great for sexy parties
best friends jizz their pants for each other

*friend air humps*
tommy: dammit you made me jizz my pants!
sally: not my fault im too sexy

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