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Dirty Jonte

When a Japanese dude does anal with a red head

Dude Wayne totally pulled a dirty jonte last night..

by Your local sex offender July 20, 2021


jonte antonino

A bi-sexual person of Arabian origin who's presence is not appreciated by anyone. He may get bids but he soon reverts back to Kiss My Sack.

Mum: How was you day?
Girl: I met the biggest jonte antonino today!

by Jack Plant November 15, 2011

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Jont Piece

A large yellow pick up truck used to pick up Walter Johnson girls. Also used to change behind. This vehicle is owned by a DeMatha boy yet utilized by the entire team.

Kristin: Lets go get in the jont piece!
*Dont hurt the jont piece

by K-luv June 12, 2005

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Daddy Jonte

Get ureself a daddy Jonte, hes a good HVHer and also has a huge dick frfr. Hes always hot and super nice. He can steal ure girl at any time so watch out ;D. Hes just a super man!

Im so Daddy Jonte today.

by Chaser187 November 22, 2021


Jonte

A jonte is a wank stain with a cake faced mother. He is a loser and aspires to be a basketball player but in reality is terrible. He often appears to have crooked teeth and look like a donkey. He also has severe undiagnosed scoliosis and gun shots wounds in his face. His father also fails to support his family and is on the fence deciding to run away. Jonte overall is a loser and should commit death.

also Jonte if you're reading this don't beat me up

Nigel: Have you heard about Jonte.
Dinith: Whatta loser.

by IhateNigels July 28, 2022


Jonte

Pronounced 'Donty', should be spelt 'Jonty', is a slimy old bastard whos favourite word is cunt. Has a yellow mullet that is attached to a hollow head, and sounds like a emo old man. He has recently come out of his but-ter-fi shell. "Cricilas, or crigilas, crixilis"

"Jonty has come out of his cricilas." (Jonte)

by Windermere Weapons March 20, 2023


Jonte

Looks like bando mixed w digdat

Rah have you seen jonte?

Yh bruv

by khylesbabymum June 17, 2021