Rural Dictionary

Jonte

Of the male variety, usually comes with a huge heart, the ability to make most anyone smile, is always smiling themselves. Jontes are one of a kind because they're always so optimistic to the point where it can get quite obnoxious for anyone who isn't exactly the same way. They're always willing to lend a hand and help another, even at the expense of themselves. Be careful though, because under that jolly exterior, just like all of us, lies a fragile heart. Be nice to all Jontes and they will reciprocate the feeling to you. If you're ever lucky to meet one, please, do feel blessed. :-)

Can be used to describe a nice deed.

Cynthia: My mom got stuck in work yesterday and I had no way or money to get home.
Sandy: How'd you get home?
Cynthia: That kid from our history class drove me. Even though I know his house is on the polar opposite of the city.
Sandy: Wow that was so Jonte of him.

Daughter: Mom, I met the most amazing, most caring guy ever.
Mom: Was he a Jonte? I should've married one instead of your douchebag father.

by Conceited A. January 2, 2011

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jont

Any object in the english language

"Ayyo pass me that jont behind the jont"
"The jont right here?"
"Nah nigga the jont beside the jont u lookin at"
"This jont?"
"Man do u know what jont I'm talkin about?"

by =nEo= July 21, 2004

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jont

A synonym for the words "thing" or "stuff"
Also spelled "joint"

"Dawg, lemme hold the jont that you got."
"Well you see, the jont hits that jont and then you get that the net force is equal to 72 Newtons. Now convert that into energy jonts."
"We're gonna boost the jont. You in?"

by Minhdzuy November 4, 2006

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